Get the Last Word in Any Conversation with the Blah! Pen “Blah, Blah, Blah” may be nonsense words, but they’ve never sounded this good! Have you ever sat in class with your eyes glued to the clock? Your teacher drones on for what feels like hours, talking about nothing important, yet not even one minute passes. Or, if you’re out of school, is there anything worse than a business meeting that seems to last an eternity? Sometimes, you just want to stand up and beg your boss to stop talking! The Blah! Pen is your answer to the moments that make you want to pull your hair out! Turn boredom, annoyance, or even frustration into an opportunity to laugh! The whole room will light up with smiles when you let out one of our Blah! phrases. With a silly “Blah,” that ends with a burp, a bored “Blah, blah, blah…” and a slew of other expressions, this is one gag gift you won’t want to pass up! Each Blah! Pen was manufactured following strict procedures to ensure long-lasting durability and superior audio quality. With a fun megaphone design, no one will be able to ignore your powerful “Blahs!” Ideal for ages 14+, this hilarious practical joke works as a fully function pen, providing smooth, effortless writing. It also comes in three colors: bright orange, vibrant green, and cool combo of black and blue. Pick your favorite or buy all three! Why the Blah! Pen? • Perfect as a gag gift, stocking stuffer, conversation piece, or icebreaker. It’s also great as a way to unwind and relieve stress after a long day, or as a method of breaking up tension in an awkward situation. • With a variety of expressions and three great colors to choose from, you’ll find the perfect pen for everyone in your life. • Provides wacky sound effects while still working as a top quality pen. *Stock on the Blah! Pen is limited. Order today to ensure availability. Order the Blah! Pen Now and Let the Pen do the Talking!
- Get Non-Stop Laughs: Sometimes, you see somebody’s lips moving, but all you can hear is “Blah, blah, blah!” Whether it’s a boss, friend, co-worker, or teacher, let them know what’s really on your mind with the hilarious, wacky, and fun-spirited Blah! Pen!
- Perfect Gag Gift: Hunting for a graduation or retirement gift that will stand out among the rest? The Blah! Pen is a great present with a quirky twist! Everyone loves a good prank, and no office party or dorm get-together is complete without this talking pen.
- Endless Blah! Phrases: This hysterical pen gives you a “Blah!” for any mood. From an angry “Blah, Blah, BLAH,” to a singing “B-Blah, Blah, Blah,” telling someone to shut up and zip it has never been easier! With so many phrases, it’s the gift that keeps on giving!
- High Quality: The Blah! Pen was manufactured under strict guidelines to ensure crystal clear audio and is available in green, orange, or black/blue! The megaphone-style speaker provides loud sound effects that will make this desk toy the envy of all your friends.
- Functional Pen: The Blah! Pen is great as a talking gift, but it also works as a functional pen. Keep it on your desk at home, work, or school for smooth, even writing. But when you need a break from work, the stress relief of a good “Blah!” is just one press away!